Top 5 Craft Beers to Have When the Aliens Land
Top 5 Beers To Share With The Aliens If They Land
Harvard scientists say we may have an alien land on October 29th, as some of them believe that a comet named 3I/ATLAS might not be what it seems. Hearing that a comet is coming toward Earth is scary enough, but hearing they think it’s an alien is enough to make a fearful man like myself nearly piss my pants.
However, an alien invasion is something we might have to prepare for, so what better way to do it than with beer? With that being said, here’s a list of five brews that will help you get ready for the invasion and maybe even share a cold one with your new green friend. Just make sure they don’t drink and drive their UFO; I’d hate for them to have to blow into one of those little machines just to start their ship.
The one thing that I feel would help me be ready to hop on a UFO is beer. So let’s name some brews.
1. Space Dust IPA
This brew is good as hell, and at 8.2% ABV, it’ll have you nice and buzzed while looking into all three or fifteen eyes of our new alien friends.
2. UFO White
This brew is literally named UFO, so it’s already prepared for the outcome. If the little monsters are drinkers, they’ll enjoy this one since it’s a white ale, a little smoother than the IPAs I’ll be naming next.
3. Sierra Nevada IPA Cosmic Little Thing
Come on—you’d be flat-out rude not to introduce your new alien buddy to a Sierra Nevada beer. Cosmic Little Thing brings the vibes for any intergalactic hangout.
4. Clown Shoes Space Cake Double IPA
These Clown Shoes Space Cake Double IPA brews are 9% ABV, and I feel like that’s exactly what you’d need after an 87-day flight from deep space. This is also a brew that I haven’t had personally so this could be one that we could try together.
5. Firestone Walker Mind Haze Cosmic Crusher
Firestone Walker is one of my personal favorite brands, and their beers are out of this world (See what I did there?). Of course, I’d offer one to something that’s literally out of this world. The Mind Haze series is next level, and this would be the brew my alien buddy and I would sip while watching sports, “how to fix a shuttle” YouTube videos, or whatever else aliens like to watch. This is also the one I feel like he’d bring on his UFO for his other friends to try when he get’s home.
If you think I missed a brew that should’ve made the list, let me know. Hit me up on one of the socials below. Thanks for reading, and cheers to surviving the invasion!
